indie horror game writers room

phoneus:

writer guy #1: so what should we add guys. im thinking…. asylums. crazy people are scary. REAL scary. little kids singing public domain songs a cappella is real scary too.

writer guy #2: i dunno… i mean, can’t we just, you know, like actually design a monster this time? and give it a backstory?

writer guy #1: ………… …….. ……………………………… .. ………………………… anyways, the screen should cut to static when you lose.

imapython:

hi:

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

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aplacebothwonderfulandstrange:

STAB HIM AGAIN
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spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
  • *character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
  • me: omg what if they're bi??
  • straight people: what if they're GAY?
  • straight people: what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
  • straight people: what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?
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breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

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baby starting to say its first words

  • baby: m-m-m
  • me: mama ? :-)
  • baby: meet me in the fucking pit

mabeltree:

"Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”